I am the Pope of these particular ravioli right here. I do not claim to be the Pope of All the Ravioli, but these particular ravioli right here, I made them and I also happen to be their Pope. I make many ravioli each week. I am not the Pope of all the ravioli that I make. Many of the ravioli I make are apostate. One might refer to their condition as apastasy were one inclined to indulge in insupportable wordplay. These particular ravioli right here are not apostate, though. I am their Pope, undoubted and absolute. I do not make these statements to boast. I do not make these statements to complain. I make these statements merely to share this one simple thing I have come to understand.
Gnocchi are universally Lutheran. I do not know why.