So, I’m ashamed to say it, but I’ve been wasting time on TMZ and the video of Woody Harrelson reminded me that I’ve always wondered why celebrities don’t start carrying around little cans of spray paint with them and spritzing the camera lenses and lights with it. I know I’d do it. Hell, you can even get spray paint that washes off easily with soap and water so that the paparazzi can’t claim you’ve ruined their equipment. Hunters use it to create camouflage.
Don’t thank me.