The Wire, Season 5, Episode 8 (Spoilers)

OMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

NO!

NOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(But at least it wasn’t Marlo who got him.)

Published in: on February 25, 2008 at 5:37 am  Comments (2)  
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Mediterranean

(Originally posted elsewhere/when.)

 

Living is a goodfunny way to be and it’s filled with words to play with. I like the wordplay fine and chewy and sometimes sweet and physicians say it’s harmless. I am not the Surgeon General. Generally speaking, I do not speak with surgeons. They tend to burst forth so like flowers drinking blood. Oh to bleed, to blossom, to bloom. These flowers can be pretty, but they need decay to be. Decay is light’s inversion twisted left at times. I like light, but not so much the late-spring sun. Still, I tan well. I do. It is my heritage to darken so. My genes come from the sea that we called ours. It was ours all ours. No middle ground about it. There certainly are islands though. On one such island lies my love. I love you, Bobby Darrin. You didn’t have to go and change your name. I love that Frenchman too who wrote that song for you. Oh Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Come share with me the Rockwellmilkshakelove of innocent days. Oh Bobby. Bobby. Life is sweet and you have gone away from singing of it. Our sea was full of dashing sharks for you to sing of. Why art thou lost upon our goldblue water?

I’ve been waiting Bobby all this time.

Published in: on February 23, 2008 at 8:38 am  Leave a Comment  

Why I’m Voting for Barack Obama Tomorrow

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Published in: on February 4, 2008 at 5:25 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Dear Celebrities,

So, I’m ashamed to say it, but I’ve been wasting time on TMZ and the video of Woody Harrelson reminded me that I’ve always wondered why celebrities don’t start carrying around little cans of spray paint with them and spritzing the camera lenses and lights with it. I know I’d do it. Hell, you can even get spray paint that washes off easily with soap and water so that the paparazzi can’t claim you’ve ruined their equipment. Hunters use it to create camouflage.

Don’t thank me.

Send money.

Published in: on February 4, 2008 at 3:05 pm  Leave a Comment  
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