Update on Crazy Cruise Cult Video

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How To (Finally) Get (a Few) Hits on a WordPress Blog

1. Lie

2. Lie about celebrities.

3. Lie about celebrities dying. (People won’t even notice that you’ve also “announced” the deaths of Abraham Lincoln and Socrates. They’ll just be so devastated over the loss of Keanu Reeves that they ignore the fact that your blog is full of crap and lame jokes and badly shooped images and start emailing friends the link to your entry.)

4. Keanu, Keanu, Keanu.

5. Use them tags. Especially: Entertainment and Death.

6. Talk shit about Tom Cruise and Scientology. Even if this doesn’t get you any hits, you should be doing it anyway. Remember: Only you can prevent another fucked-up theocracy. Also, you don’t even have to lie about this stuff. It’s so fucking nuts that no embellishment is required to make it entertaining.

What the hell is wrong with Youtube?

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Published in: on January 16, 2008 at 4:55 am  Leave a Comment  

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For those who didn’t get to see it the first time, here is the undeniable proof that Tom Cruise is batshit, motherfucking, cuntplucking, chimpsucking, infuckingsane:

(Never mind. It’s gone already. Jesus, the “Church” of Scientology really doesn’t want non-believers watching this thing. I guess even they see how crazy it all seems.)

Enjoy it while it lasts.

RIP WILLIAM SHATNER

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Published in: on January 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm  Leave a Comment  
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RIP FREDERIC CHOPIN

RIP FREDERIC CHOPIN

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What’s next for Britney?

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Tom Cruise: “We are the way to happiness”

Click here to read The Gawker’s article on Tom Cruise’s Scientology video. It’s great, he’s just as pompous, crazy and self-satisfied as any holier-than-thou Christian evangelist. Watch it before the “Church” of Scientology pulls it off the net.

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RIP GLENN DANZIG

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RIP SOCRATES

RIP SOCRATES

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