What a nice fellow

this Tom Cruise is.

And I have no idea why I’ve posted two consecutive entries about Tom Cruise. I think I’ll go ahead and blame the pain medication a co-worker gave me yesterday. Or it may be that those evil pharmaceutical companies have been spiking my Zoloft with the experimental drug Inimicruisophanaline designed to produce inimicable thoughts, feelings and behavior towards Tom Cruise and other Scientologodeluded celebrities.

Published in: on December 2, 2007 at 6:06 pm  Leave a Comment  
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