Fuck you and the fauxhawk you rode in on.

Fauxhawks? FAUXHAWKS?

Listen, I’ve never been a punk. I’m a boring, forty-year-old fat* man, but by GOD, if I want a Mohawk, I’ll cut myself one.

KIDS: Either get some balls or COMB YOUR FUCKING HAIR!

You look like idiots and I don’t think that’s what you’re going for.

*I’m gonna start running tomorrow morning though. I promise.

Published in: on October 17, 2007 at 11:26 pm  Comments (2)  

The URI to TrackBack this entry is: https://oddvincent.wordpress.com/2007/10/17/fuck-you-and-the-fauxhawk-you-rode-in-on/trackback/

RSS feed for comments on this post.

2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. My husband and I are of an age when we were in the Punk scene in the 70’s. We tend to say this same thing.

    And then yell at the damn kids to get off our lawn.


  2. I’m so glad I’m not alone. Also, I’m honored that my first WordPress comment comes from the amazing Bug Girl.

    Thanks for dropping by.

    I’m gonna go drink my prune juice now.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: