Unfuckingbelievable, Alabama

This is the first I’ve heard of this story and I’m just astounded that such laws can exist in the United States. It’d be nice if we some day managed to live up to what we claim to be, Land of the Free and all that crap.

I mean, for Christ’s sake. It’s masturbation! Jesus never said we couldn’t masturbate. Even the Old Testament story of Onan that’s (incorrectly) used as a biblical condemnation of masturbation only covers jacking off. Vibrators have little to do with that to the best of my knowledge. (We’ll save the discussion of possible pocket pussies for a later date. Preferably much later.)

Published in: on October 4, 2007 at 8:47 am  Leave a Comment  

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