just a variation on a joke you’ve probably seen already

“I never said half the things attributed  to me on the internet. Honestly, I don’t know where people get this shit.”

- Abraham Lincoln and/or Albert Einstein, Gandhi, Jesus Christ, FDR, JFK, RFK, MLK, UBL, ROM (Space Knight), Eleanor Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, George Jefferson, Nostradamus, Charlie Sheen, Nene, Yahweh, Allah, Batman, Superman, Scooby-Doo, Mick Jagger, Orville Redenbacher, Colonel Sanders, Lauryn Hill, Tommy Hilfiger, Paul Harvey, Andy Rooney, etc…