Can’t you see how silly and superficial all of this is?
You’ve given up something beautiful, your mind, in exchange for a collection of half-baked platitudes and absurd, pseudo-scientific babble concocted by a drug-addicted con man.
Another Tom Cruise Testimonial on the Wonders of Scientology
And he made this one all by himself.
(And if anyone actually gets the joke: I’m not making fun of dyslexia. I’m making fun of Tom Cruise and his stupid, dangerous cult. Dyslexia is a serious disorder. So is chemical depression, but Tom and his fellow drones say that one doesn’t exist.)
How To (Finally) Get (a Few) Hits on a WordPress Blog
1. Lie
2. Lie about celebrities.
3. Lie about celebrities dying. (People won’t even notice that you’ve also “announced” the deaths of Abraham Lincoln and Socrates. They’ll just be so devastated over the loss of Keanu Reeves that they ignore the fact that your blog is full of crap and lame jokes and badly shooped images and start emailing friends the link to your entry.)
4. Keanu, Keanu, Keanu.
5. Use them tags. Especially: Entertainment and Death.
6. Talk shit about Tom Cruise and Scientology. Even if this doesn’t get you any hits, you should be doing it anyway. Remember: Only you can prevent another fucked-up theocracy. Also, you don’t even have to lie about this stuff. It’s so fucking nuts that no embellishment is required to make it entertaining.
you-know-who-on-you-know-what.
For those who didn’t get to see it the first time, here is the undeniable proof that Tom Cruise is batshit, motherfucking, cuntplucking, chimpsucking, infuckingsane:
(Never mind. It’s gone already. Jesus, the “Church” of Scientology really doesn’t want non-believers watching this thing. I guess even they see how crazy it all seems.)
Enjoy it while it lasts.
